The ZBB Pictures Page

I've had this page for a long time, with pictures of the members of the ZBB (Zompist Bulletin Board), and this is its latest incarnation.

If you are on this page (or rather, if there is a picture of you on this page), and object to anything on it, for example a comment which offends you, don't hesitate to contact me, and I will act on the matter. Should you wish for your picture to be taken down, I will do so, no questions asked.

I am indebted to Space Dracula for providing many captions for this page. A good rule of thumb is that if it's funny, he wrote it. Thanks.

The man in charge: Mark "Zompist" Rosenfelder.
	Our resident N'guny, jsburke. Lookin' cool.
One of the really oldbies, JonathanaTegire.
	Dudicon, another oldbie who isn't around as much as he should be. The bastard.
Jaaaaaa, also known as Jhex, trying his hardest not to look like a leprechaun.
	One of many the ZBB's many long-haired, greasy-skinned teenagers who look like criminals. Except he got his hair cut. Thus making this caption irrelevant. Damn. This particular specimen goes by the alias of Ghost, and holds a black belt in Shotokan Karate.
Warmaster, who also looks like a criminal, but has significantly shorter hair. For amusement, click here to see him with a mullet, age seven.
	Nuntar writes.
Space Dracula and his tender nostrils of love.
	This guy is the coolest. Oh yeah. It's Rory, of course.
In this picture, Kuvdamos is impersonating a dinosaur. He even flicked his hair up a tiny bit to look like a horn. For more amusment, click here to see him as a lil child.
	Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the one we've all been waiting for: Shinali Sishi!
Oric. Long hair, beardedness, sweet suit.
	The artist formerly known as Tsumu: Henrikki! Contemplating what orifice his new probe would be best suited to...
Ever wondered what Agent Smith looks like at weekends? Radius Solis provides an insight.
	It's vecfaranti (formerly vegfarandi)! The only gay Icelander on the board! And he has a new picture! He looks older!
Miekko, with the classic 1000 yard stare.
	A cute pharazon sleeping soundly.
Here is guitarplayer, looking all cool and professional while stocking shelves. He assures us that it's water in his bottle.
	Neo! Or rather, WMiller.
He's naked! It must be our very own nudist, NakedCelt. Or it's some random hippy taking a crap in the woods. All boils down to the same thing, really.
	Don't mess with King. He's cool. He looks normal, a rarity among us folk. Let us worship him.
And here's Xephyr, demonstrating proper seat belt use.
	Super aardwolf makes super tea. Under the protection of an umbrella. Kryptonite rain is always a problem.
This, my friends, is contact juggling. "You don't have to be dressed as a pirate for it to work, but it helps," claims a distracted Aidan.
	Small, friendly, and rarely coming to the board, it's Allie.
Now this is style. We all must learn from anaconphimerian.
	Nice perm, AppleRouge!
Aslan practicing his bilabial clicks. Aww, we wub dew too... Ahem.
	Formerly known as Azeroth, it's Dark Elf. Who is, strangely enough, looking quite cheerful.
Benjaburns, vry clevar.
	This is brandrinn, seconds before he pulled out a knife and viciously stabbed the photographer in the neck. Look at his eyes. You can tell he's unhinged.
The ever-dignified Bryan.
	The big cheese. Well, the with cheese. Well, almost cheese. It's con quesa!
CountJordan has kindly captioned this picture for me. What a kind young man.
	The large beard, the fedora hat - all these signs point to one possible conclusion: a terrorist! Or Delthayre.
Sitting in the park behind the Louvre, with probably subversive literature, and a definitely subversive shirt, it is Legion.
	Proud father doctrellor. And his son.
A tiny little picture of Drydic_Guy.
	Laughing about that little fairy that only he can see, ducane yet again is in a separate world from the rest of us
The wearing of a kilt enables one to grow extra limbs, as echobeats is discovering.
	Brel (formerly Euskera) in a kimono.
I have a feeling that Fadethecat doesn't look like this in real life... But you never know...
	On a rollercoaster, with purple hair, it can only be finlay.
Fmra, having a fag. He'll have a cigarette soon.
	While gach may try to convince us he serves only the Pope, we know his dark secret.
Gaiash threatening us with something that looks both dangerous and illegal. Respect!
	Ninja Gay Apocalypse, starring Gaspard.
Striking a rugged outdoorsy look for the ladies, it's Glenn.
	From California, GreenBowTie partaking in some weird film thing...
Well prepared for the War on Terror, we have Guest.
	Smile, for many men on the ZBB think you're hot. Gulliver seems pleased.
Here we have jmcd climbing a tree, in a daredevilish manner. Fear not, ladies, he returns unharmed!
	"I stood on my cat. Not again." This is not a joyful day for Jae.
A new picture of Jlyne.
	"Er, ketske, there's a Christmas tree growing out of your hair!" "Yeah right." Like she'd believe that.
Sano in a white shirt, up against the wall...
	I heard that the 80s are back in style. Still doesn't make Khuan Zume look good.
Standing symbolically by the sea, krinnen implores humanity from his oppressors. Click here to see krinnen dressed as a sailor.
	This picture of Lepidus is full of contradictions and paradoxes. He is wearing a formal suit - yet his hair is spiked in a "punkish" manner. And despite the attention to his looks, the sideburns are unkempt and growing at an alarming rate. And perhaps the biggest one of all - why on earth is he outside? This picture stimulates us to question our own motives, fashion sense, and, indeed, location.
Lethe warms up for the beach party.
	Anguipes, with red eyes, like a demon...
We captured a caveman, dressed him in "normal" clothes, and called him Matt.
	The Romanian, Metaforik, and #almea founder.
Zmeiat_joro here looks like a depressed, French, alcoholic, strung-out, lovelorn, chainsmoking, homosexual, nihilistic former prisoner from Sartre's short stories. In reality, he's Bulgarian.
	Mihel Mestë. Dressed as Teen-Form Koenma from Yu-Yu Hakusho. Obviously.
Mistiriel, trying to out-pirate Aidan. She succeeds, as she has a sword instead of some silly ball. Yarr!
	The young monoglot, nine years ago. Apparantly he looks much the same now. We can only hope he has changed his clothes.
The strange and Finnish one; Nae!
	Old Man Neek. With child.
Nikura getting in touch with nature, again. Am I the only one who thinks he has a vague resemblance to Robbie Williams?
	Noriega, thinking.
The stunning Nortala.
	NTiOzymandias; looking fetch, but still not a ninja.
As the hungry mutant chickens entered Olorix's room, he looked furtively to the escape door he had devised for this very eventuality. Its time had come.
	SaiyaMel. And a baby's foot.
Hokulani, getting ready for school with her sword on her back. Be afraid. This is just so cute I have to have it here.
	Illinois farmboy and former #almea owner, it can only be Rainer (formerly pastoralist).
This is Pthag's "merry face".
	The slightly unhinged look of a mathematician studying at one of Britain's great universities is a hard one to pin down. But here, quentin has done it perfectly.
Radagast in his James Joyce phase, "only without all the writing". Click here to see a shot from his recent nuptials. Congratulations, dude.
	Sitting in a bus with a dog beside him, it's Raphael. But the dog was removed from this site - this is a dog-free zone.
Ruby from Texas.
	One day Shm Churmey will perfect the "used car salesman" look. That day is yet to come.
Siride has changed a lot since his last picture... Hair is now brown and all over his face!
	Wow, and we all thought Sonib was some annoying teenager. Turns out he's an annoying adult. (Only joking, we love you really.)
The weirdest thing about Soren is that I'm sure I've met him before. I betcha he's like my distant cousin or something.
	The ZBB's only blind member is Trebor. Trebor has a funny moustache. Trebor has a funny face. Trebor is funny. Mississauga is where Trebor lives. Trebor was in the news.
Xonen (formerly Tuomas Koukkari) shows us his now-short hair, and his cheesy grin abilities.
	If I remember correctly, this picture of Twpsyn Pentref was taken in London. Yes, London! No, not London, Ontario... London, England! Yes! Really!
Pondering the existence of bread, tximist realises he forgot to wear shoes. Again.
	This is a bad photo of woodb3kmaster. Or so I have been led to believe.
Xeon, in some foreign locale somewhere...
	Do not approach this man. Contact police immediately. He is bricka. Armed and extremely dangerous.
Can someone tell Curlyjimsam that the "Matrix" style is so 1999? Thanks.
	Tall, dark, and handsome - it can only be kolya. Or some crazy hippie with beads.
IrkenHobbit, imitating a cute anime animal. And succeeding.
	Pyurio now comes in a delicious short-haired flavour.
This is a picture of Avaja with a bandana, a lab coat, a physics book and a chemistry book. And she has miscoloured fingers as well! Ah!
	Etak found a toad. Or did a toad find Etak?
MUBA spots a naked toad-man somewhere in the distance. "Hmm," he muses, "dinnertime."
	In full colour: Avaronald, knocking down trees with the power of the tracksuit.
In a bathroom, attempting to look inconspicuous: Piero.
	Mr. Saturday, in his usual evening attire.
Egein here is being "arty" by taking a photo at a weird angle in a mirror. It looks "good".
	Slightly afraid, graig looks at the camera with a menacing eye. Do not laugh. You will break his heart. And he will kill you.
RedFox. Wait, she's not red! Lies!
	He doesn't eat children, but I'm sure he'd consider it: Höfðingi (formerly arctic_cold_front).
He's a lot older than he looks, that chris_notts. He's actually fifty three.
	Delalyra here is a good example of the ZBB Girls hypothesis: we don't have a lot, but the ones we do have are hawt.
He knows something we don't. The world crumbles while ccaccus grins.
	He's been on the board long enough, and now hm2k has finally given us a picture. Hooray!
A montage. The many faces of iolair.
	Here Chlorine is using her patented puppy-dog eyes face.
Likewise, here debil is using his patented no eyes face.
	To me, this looks like Iomanalare in a fishtank...
Spot the peterlin! Cunningly camoflagued, he is a master of disguise.
	In an awesome hat, saizai, organiser of the world's first conlang conference.
The light flashed in the mirror, and boy #12 had suddenly forgotten all about those aliens he'd seen. Oops.
	Cathbad, with a receipt from Aldi, for recycling some stuff. Go Cathbad!
Gomer Kyle. No, he's not German. Seriously.
	Auditioning to be an extra in a swashbuckling adventure movie, audiblysilenced bends the universe around him with his mind powers.
Smiling politely for the camera, auranai desparately searches for her right arm. Click here to see her with her son.
	HandsomeRob. He's handsome. He's called Rob. And he's in a band.
Arunas, in a kickass hat. I'm jealous.
	Turtlehead, on the left, obviously enjoying university life.
"If I tilt my head to the right, and pretend I can't see the camera, this will be really cool. Ooh, I'll make it black and white and all artsy," thinks valkotukka.
	Another artsy monochrome picture, wurdbender still looks bored.
-Klaivas- being emo.
	Valinta is high so everything looks a bit blurry.
Skilled in both strange faces and haberdashery, it's beedeecee.
	A naked tatapyranga! Well, topless. But close enough! Avert your eyes!
WeepingElf looks quite normal, but he enjoys the occasional leisurely swim in his clothes.
	It's Darksoul. I don't think I really need to caption this.
The Welsh hobbit Dewrad.
	Here, we see ginnyoftheusa reverting to "childhood"... What a traumatising childhood that must have been.
Imralu. Filthy hippie.
	A promo pic for Jay's upcoming world tour: I'm more awesome than all of you combined. Note the carefully placed guitar.
Many hours were spent perfecting kodé's hairy goodness. And his beard took a bit of work too.
	By day, Krsont is an ordinary reporter at the Daily Planet. But when danger arises, he removes his glasses, dons his costume, and becomes... Messiahman!
The dirty Arab terrorist wii.
	Sasasha, a scarf, and a banana.
TzirTzi. Yes, he really does have those extra hands. The extra head is a fashion accessory, however.
	The perpetually surprised weldingfish.
Yáduendár. He's a keeper. And a model for gay chat lines. Chat with REAL MEN NOW! Just look where his hand is going - it's enough to empassion any red-blooded man, I tell you that.
	"Hey, guys, she's getting changed!" Voyeurism is one of zmrzlina's hobbies, along with reading, basket weaving, and long walks on the beach.
It's waldkater, in Grenada.
	Choedan Kal in Disneyland.
Corumayas spooning.
	A somewhat hattish ebilein.
Wycoval, his kids, his wife and his moustache.
	Azucar is uploading his brain to the internet through the wires.
Playing the flute, aanimo weeps with a soft, sad melancholy.
	Serali the overexcitable.
The impressive monobrow of candrodor strikes fear into the hearts of many.
	Milami lends further credence to the hypothesis.
Ink Pudding averts his eyes from the evils of television.
	This is dinnae.
XToDaZ is puzzled.
	Alioth hides the chocolate. "Chocolate? What chocolate? I certainly don't have any."
Lelandpaul carrying out his duty as a guru.
	Khvaragh does his best to look sexy in his latest photoshoot.
In London, tagalbanak.
	TheGoatMan. Interesting.
And finally, Eccentric Iconoclast.

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